Saturday 23 June 2012

THE BRUTUS

He moves with grace and charm.He is determined to do his very best. He always is the center of the action,He is like TAZ when ANGERED and an ANGEL when HE chooses
I would venture to say he will not grow any longer however he will fill out some but if I keep his diet healthy and not to much fattening “Rat food” like there is such a thing well they do have animal psychiatrists and therapy sessions for dogs so it would not be so far fetched to have diet food for fat rats then in that case I have heard and seen it all now boy!Okay all joking aside let us talk about how Brutus is adjusting after finding out he is a boy when we all thought he was a boy but I think he has adjusted to this and is moving on.
There is not to much more to teach him,He is well behaved on the bus and in stores and the general public so the next step is just what we are doing     BONDING and getting to know each other better and become close .We will know what the other wants with our mind we do  that now so (c'est la vie!)Snapshot_20120614_11
Hey what is happening my fellow internet friends this is kind of fun using windows live writer I haven't even scratched the surface however I am determined to learn more and take as long as it takes it is still fun anyway so keep on keeping on! What is UP CHUCK ! Hey do not be a poo poo be yourself and try to give before being asked change what is wrong before it must be changed do things that need to be done before they need to be done just do what you think is the right thing to do always strive for perfection give in everything you do.Be not the reason for a downed market be the reason for a jump in sales or communicate gto other companies the winning policy of your company do it before it has to be done!!

Friday 22 June 2012

WHO KNEW there would be a NEW YOU?


George and HIS BRUTUS BOY
Many people with similar traits and demeaned aptitude are not immune to temptations that would turn the pope himself so do not despair we ONLY FAIL when we STOP TRYING!These morsels of WISDOM nurture my spiritual nature and gives us reason to continue our perilous journeys through all kinds of weather and surroundings strange Races of other civilization some more advanced than others this was the DAWN of TIME where everything as we know it today began in this era and prospered some died out and never returned, others stayed and were improved upon, that is the secret that keeps us moving and thinking ahead to improve on making better faster stronger till it was a genuine discovery with tons of merit for getting the most difficult jobs done quickly and efficiently.The job assigned to young clerks was really everything from dressing dictating food taster body guard or MAN-SERVANT these practices were not in the least uncommon or unused they were on the contrary used in abundance overnight the practice was adopted by the want to – be rich and the truly rich sought out the best and trustworthy man-servants to do and be their every whim or fantasy. This swept the way for Butlers and dressers these were unusually always Men for men women for women .Coincidentally in this era seems to be transforming gradually and maddeningly slow.Brutus the Rat is beginning to adapt to this way of being unique and special in every situation.He is a leader with no one for him to lead this will not do.He must find some prospects for him to lead honourably and with a deadly efficiency in all the ways of a race that died thousands of years before he was born.Imagine Brutus’ family for generations kept this way of life strong and protected from everybody except his own immediate family for all these many,many centuries till The prophecy is fulfilled.That very thing is happening now with Brutus following the WAY of HIS ancestors . Snapshot_20120507_2This story begins in May with the arrival of Brutus the Rat.He , unlike his ancestors, is modifying the “old” and blending them to strengthen him and his PEOPLE to do what is necessary for Everyone.

Saturday 25 February 2012

Flipping through the PAGES of LIFE

Most people if polite and courteous open themselves more even a simple hello or hi can be a
small victory but a VICTORY that is a good word if that word appears you know your chances are fifty/fifty
Always make it a special task for you to find out everyone’s name in your “wake” try to get more but
for the time being that serves us well.Another important achievement would be to find out E-Mails addresses
this is over a period of a week or so.NextBigThing_ZemoImg The most important thing
to consider is weather you succeed or fail regardless the reply even no reply.After a while of this
practice pretty soon people start communicating back expressing themselves then the phone number and E-Mail
addressNew Image Don’t     move too fast too soon always keep your head even when under
verbal or mental attack.My purpose for writing these Blogs this particular way is to build up my skills “foundation)
How this is presented and the timing should be planned ahead to insure a successful outcome and of course
the all  important “HAPPY ENDING” Long lives to all in internet land.This part of the course on Creative Writing
wants me to present something that makes practical sense that it should hold the reader’s interest Try  to
have a courteous polite interested attitude big part of a great presentation is to back yourself no matter what
never say    anything controdictory have every puzzle piece fit perfectly in HARMONY with not a  hindrance an asset
something that flows with the backing of fact and reason combining the whole bundle to perform the given task
without slow downs or shut downs YES this new plan will benefit the people of Rickety,Kentucky.We are
a people who keep out of other’s disputes our mission is to protect the Entire population of Rickety.
On the out-skirts of town where the seventh Line meets up with Ricky road just one-hundred meters from the
Ricky bridge the very spot where the motion picture “Dolly” was filmed  the Ricky bridge is the only way
for two hundred kilometers in either direction drive across the river this is a remote swamp ATT00002
area where some of the finest stills in the entire world brew up corn whiskey that “curls your toes)
and tighten your bows On the bus,walking through the park ,shopping, or eating a a bistro near the Rickety
Public Library.This is the place where George Washington gave the finger to Taft and asked him to
a fight a dual with him over a dispute involving his wife some form animals and Rickety Junior Football team
plus the Chaplin three alter boys and that was all in the first part of the day things where really looking to be fair skies
with not one cloud in sight systems were a GO this was almost ready to get under way when the people representing Taft
said he left because the fellow that handles his little FIGHTS was out of the COUNTRY
and expected back any time soon so Everybody in the entire group behind the writing,researching invested in this giant
undertaking the  idea is to use words and the way they are placed throughout the story in such a
way as to back up previous chapters This is not the easiest undertaking you would think it is complex ,enthralling,and
makes the reader think and to use their imaginations  to me that is a great selling point for Creative Writing Tutors
mine is presently instructing me in the art of using research (boring research)in such a way as to produce  Emotion that i9s a goal that is Compulsory because if the reader doesn’t get interested enough anticipating something very big and exciting still to come Dazzle them with Brilliance or Baffle them with BULL SHIT!!@#@$%%^$#@#!!New Image

Friday 24 February 2012

George’s Jewels

Many people of average age income single married black white,English -speaking 

French,German,Russian etc.All of these particular people were asked one Question

The answers weren’t shared talked about this was the rule just like a jury of our peers in

a courtroom this cross-section of people encompassed the world the same answer was given

by everyone.The Question that was asked was :Who do we turn to when life is at the jumping off spot

Everybody answered Survey says God(of one form or other) G-O-D wow who would have guessed

What are the odds?New Image My philosophy on this and any other subject is this Acceptance

is the answer of all things a bother to me Today I am able to change my thaughts even after I’ve gone

Wrong in the past the change involves some ACTION on my part This practice is a valuable lesson in

simple everyday One-Day-at-a-TIME Sometimes it is nescessary to use a combination       

however all the particulars can be very confusing so remember don’t go into these dangerous

nieghberhoods alone go with a strong friend    BYE-ALL

Thursday 16 February 2012

                                       MY THAUGHTS ABOUT CIRCUMCISION
Many of the people now and from 40 years or so back have been successfully circumcised with little or no reprocutions from it,the few cases of blood poisoning was third world countries with minimum cleanliness and unnpottable water  most ,we are happy to discover have no bad  memories even the ones having the op when 13 years old(Jewish) that would hold some lasting memories however on the big side we have more successful stories than bad ones so  let's look at some of the cases with bad reviews so we aren't accused of onesided thinking boy when we think of how far we have broadened our vision by taking off blinders of fear of change and discovering new technologies and outrageous ideas
Yesser in the last 50 or so years we have come farther than a span of a thousand years earlier Progress we are discovering new technologies everyminute of every day someone has discovered a new breakthrough in cutting edge science and we are worried about a circumcision that for many happened when they were babies and don't remember anything about bad side effects what a joke/worry about something  real circumcision pro or con what difference does it make think about it and do what you(parents want to do) do we do it when babys and won't remember or have side effects or when 13 (jewish or not at all ( I don't know I'm circumcised so leaving the tuque on or taking off YOU DECIDE GRANDMA!!On the other hand I do not agree with the practice using dirty tools and operating room is unsterile .

We sure make a cute pair he loves and trusts me  good feeling to have someone who depends on me for life all areas of life mental spiritual physical all is important for educating your own "MUNCHKIN"!

Sunday 12 February 2012

           OUR   @#$#@%^%$##ENGLISH  @#@$#%$          LANGUAGE(The untold truth)
Words that sound identical are not necessarily the same word
Words spelt the same and sound the same:not always mean the same
E.G.s:know<no,not>knot,so,sew different meanings spelt sound same /
so   many body!some can be a noun or verb adjective adverb
I have a GREAT RESPECT for someone speaking and learning our language it is not EASY
MY MY MY way weigh we wee the thee
tire tear tare teer least leased list many words
some with multiple meanings or the way used

no peace<>know peace
no love<>know love
no love<>know love etc... ... ... ..



 

Thursday 2 February 2012

Maxy's Memos

Maxine
Rest in PEACE you are free my SWEET GIRL,
I guess with you gone my Heart took a TWIRL
I loved you in Life and know now you have no more PAIN,
When thinking of you I'LL know my sadness is washed away like RAIN.

You made my days brighter and you still WILL,
You gave me more than a whole room would FILL,
Thanks BABY wait for me a save me a GOOD SPOT,
GEE that was kinda FUN but that's all I GOT.

Saturday 14 January 2012

GEORGE LIVE and UNCENSORED

fifteen-hudred American Dollers
cash on the barrel fish in a POND
pond-scum,garbage-scum,scum on the water,scum that came from yer NOSE knows NEED kneed
WRITE right  THERE thier
hail hale not knot no know see sea
fill phil stole stoll wail whale wale
piece peace stud for buildingstud for gigalo fair fare auto car ride motor-car
race car family car train car toy car
nifty shifty fifty nifty grace Grace
give grace allow grace in a debt
aledge a ledge tray tres gel jelly donuts are my absolute favorite treat it always has been a weakness of mine myan mind mined price Price
Zippity,zappity,Whipity,wappaty,peer,pier pear,pareflip,flop,flap ,ZIP< ZAP>free fry try sky lie l;ye lire liar
tear tare fairly merrily merrily mileage on the feet and after a feqw glassesof whiskey HANDS KNEES ARSEHOLE hey hay fray frey afraid terrified shadow in the morning shadow in the evening stars come ouyt at night they are like God's christmas lights and  a  night light is the moon the man in the moon was a newfie
you may think it's GOOFY but the MAN in the MOON is a NEWPHY Stompin' TOM CONNERS
Bud the SPUD from the red  mud in Prince Edward Island!!!!!
there's thiers  rent wrent
steal;steel 


fifteen-hundred and fifty dollars can be a lot of money and a temptation comes over them to steal it however
this doesn't have to be the official ending it could be totally different and possibly much better better at the horse-races these things can confuse people new to the language

Friday 13 January 2012

Sherlock Holmes(abstact review)

15 and 23 doubled could be divided by  six to produce:[?_?__]
 NOW blogging is very new and doubly so for Myself duue to age Arcaic EDUCATION that was available at the time however the teachers should be given credit for always excepting change and working with it(CHANGE rather than against it (change)!!This
iiiiyii "blogging"(i ddon't know sort of abstact journalling"
etc. etc. It is an addictive and very fulfilling So much more just have to be patient bide my time wisely use the little time left for practice ,PRACTICE "you can't make a brick without clay"SHERLOCK HOLMES INPUT INPUT WATSON!!Excellent MOVIE HISTORY ON FILM (fic. charactor)followed by many as if he did truly exsist That is what ADDED so beautifully to the charactors in the movie(Robert Downey Jr.- Jude Law)sherlock and watson blended well together with the female actressesand the setting of the age :cloths speech manner,surroundings truly brought me right to 221___street Pleased,I was wuth absolutely everything except being broadcastn on HISTORY CHANNEL(COMMERCIALS@$#%$#@^%$%
TO BE ; OR; THAT is a Question better left unanswered and quickly MOVE ON DO NOT DO NOT do unto others FREQUENTLYmagnificently and NOT TO MENTION
GREATLY and OFTEN MIS ""ED BE diligent ALWAYS THINKTHINK THINK THINK THINK THINKTHINKing is not OVER-RATED it is WHAT IT it IS is IT'S isn't ISN'T wasn't WASN'T shouldn't wouldn't couldn't WON'T will not willn't NO doesn't WORK WELL with others' PROPERTY OTHERS druthers rather lather later latter ladder lad ladle laid layed late let lit lite light lilt wilt milk milks milker milk and cookies cookie MONSTER the cookie monster
                                                  
My Mother is a senior citizen who lives in the sleepy town of ASHCROFT.She will be seventy-two on march eleventh she
is my PERSONAL HERO. She never ONCE complained
about having to raise two children alone and to top all that she was terrorized most of the  time by one man or another .She never sold us out she kept us in everytyhing a child needs or wants clubs cubs scouts guides brownies     Young Peoples anything we wanted she helped and worked two jobs to accomplish this "IMPOSSIBLE ACT" can't be
SHE did and now she is alone Maurice was my Mom's HUSBAND till he died a year or two ago He is greatly missed and always will be in my heart He seemed to understand me  like no other person could


MAXYS MEMOS ABSTRACT VIEWS OF THE
                   OBVIOUS!!ObVIousLY

THE LIFE/GEORGE TIFFIN(mini BIO)

ONE rearview mirror
TWOsideview mirror
THREE NOview mirror
OOPSY DAISEY
MANY ascompared to few seems frivolis or pointless to a fault
the latter of course is the obvious CHOICE on the other HAND
WHO in thier RIGHT MIND would want to be_____?WHO do we
COMPARE with?to be compliant ONE WOULD ASSUME/ASSUME make an ASS of U and ME-ASSUME
THAT pussy driving looks a little NERVOUS LIPS and TONGUE looks more SOBER so they should drive oh TOO LATE@#@$#%$ bleep_bleepity_bleep_bleep-flop!!



 I Think WE'S IN BIG TROUBLE
                           TROUBLE
                            TROUBLE

Wednesday 11 January 2012


m&m's are yummy and rich with chocolate and nut flavour combined to tantalize the tastebuds.Roses from *ROUNDTREE raisins from*JOHNSEN Cumberbund fromCASPAR!!Sixteen CANDLES means TROUBLE with a CAPITAL TTTTTT!!EIGHTEEN means stay away TOO smart(OLD)
PLEASE HELP I am being held in the MIDDLE of my BLOG TRAPPED and INCAPASITATED and SCARED SERIOUSLY SUCCESSFULLY SOUND REASONINGGreat big GOBS of GREASEY GRIMEY GOPHER GUTS/DARN IT no SPOON!!!  
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DELECTABLEY DECADENT^MOUNDS of CAREMEL!!!!!

MAXYS MEMOS MOMENTUOUSLY MOUNDED and WELL ROUNDED BLOGGING at it's BEST PRICCULLY PICCADILLY
When ONE SAYS ONE TWO THREE WEE WEE WEEEEEE ALL THE WAY HOME!!!?//52 of the finest SOLDIERS were left behind to FEND off the ENEMY!
THIS is not the EASY procedure uYOU would EXPECT

THICK JUICY SLABS of MEAT marinated in ADVENTURE SPICED with METOFORES
I will write something DECADENT and SWEET
MOST would just PACK up thier "SHIT" and "GET OUT OF dodge "PILGRIM"
paint with words /write the colour write a feeling write a picture with a THOUSAND words
SEVENTY-SIX TROMBONES IN A HIT PARADE

Tuesday 10 January 2012

decadent choclate blog WITH nuts(me)

GEE YOUR HAIR SMELLS TERRIFFIC!!IS THAT BEEEERRR III SSSMMMEEELLLLL?!!??
 this is MAXINE SHE ,UNLIKE (THE "NERVOUS CAT"),IS THE "PERFECT PICTURE FOR CALM (ACTUALLY ALMOST ASLEEP)

some things are SACRED FRANK    ZAPPA'S DINAMO HUM DINAMO HUM "WHERE's THAT SMELL COMING FROM?
 COMING TO A BOWLING ALLEY NEAR YOU

 WOW BRAKE FLUID IS SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE "CHECKED?!>OOPSY DAISY!!NICE WHEELS HUH?DO I LOOK STRESSED? NERVUOS? HEY!! WHAT WAS THAT? PARANOID TOOO!!DRIVING ISN"T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE?!!OH DEAR I JUST REMEMBERED NO BRAKES!!!!HEEELLPP!!
ANOTHER fine MESS you've GOTTEN us into UUUUU "NERVOUS NILLY"